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Top 40 Funny despicable me Minions Quotes. Everyone loves minions and these hilarious minion quotes will put a smile on your face! These despicable me minion quotes are perfect for Facebook or to share “Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority” and see how that feels. What we think, we become.

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1. “Not only does my mind wander… Sometimes it disappears completely!”

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2. “It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.”

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3. “If a woman says, “Do what you want,” do not do what you want. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. Just play dead.”

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4. “To all those who have gossiped and b! tched about me, thank you so much for making me the center of your little world!”

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5. “Skinny people are easier to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.”

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6. “Yes, we did wear some crazy clothes in the 8o’s. But at least our asses weren’t hanging out.”

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7. “I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on a Tuesday, 40% on a Wednesday, 20% on a Thursday and only 5% on a Friday! Welcome back weekend!”

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8. “When I was young I just wanted to be older. What the hell was I thinking!”

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Funny despicable me Minions Quotes agnes in despicable me

9. “They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words but I still prefer “Fuck off” to “Go away”.”

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Funny despicable me Minions quotes with minions

10. “Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.”

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11. “Home: Where you can say anything you want, because no one is listening to you anyway.”

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12. “I would lose weight but I hate losing…”

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13. “If I can make at least one person smile or pee their pants a little, my day was not wasted.”

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14. “You don’t actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them.”

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15. “Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you… With my foot! Good spider,.. Dead spider.”

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16. “A women’s place is in the kitchen… Sitting with her feet up, sipping a cocktail and watching her husband cook dinner.”

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17. “Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase!”

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Funny Minions Quotes girl in despicable me

18. “An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough!”

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Funny Minions Quotes despicable me

19. “I’m that type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finisha dream.”

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Funny Minions Quotes girls from despicable me

20. “Carrots may be good for your eyes… But booze will double your vision!”

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Funny Minions Quotes girls in despicable me

21. “Happiness is… Having friends who are idiots.”

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Funny Minions Quotes despicable me victor

22. “You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.”

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23. “Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you they get upset! Who knew?”

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24. “You know you’re getting old, when you feel bad in the morning without having had any fun the night before!”

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25. “Four hours sleep at age 21 “I’m ready to party again!” Four hours sleep at age 40 “Say one thing to me and I’ll smack you in the face.”

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funny minion quotes about life despicable me

26. “Take a deep breath. It’s just a bad day. Not a bad life.”

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minion quotes about work despicable me

27. “Revenge? Nah, Im too lazy. Im gonna sit here and let karma screw you.”

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28. “I was born to make mistakes…. Not to fake perfection.”

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29. “You’re so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.”

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minion quotes friends despicable me

30. “Oh my goodness!! Can you imagine if there were two of me?”

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31. “She’s my bestfriend. Of course I’m going to tell her everything you just said.”

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32. “How to talk to me when I’m in a bad mood. Don’t…”

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33. “Work, really? Again? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?”

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34. “Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.”

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35. “Dear best friend you are salt of my coffee fork of my soup jam to my pizza the point is you are useless.”

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best Funny despicable me Minions Quotes

36. “You’re not a failure until you stop trying. If you have no other testimony you have this one: “I’m still here.””

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Good Funny despicable me Minions Quotes

37. “Most people’s voice in their head says ‘Don’t say it’ mine says ‘say it, sit back and watch it will be fun’”

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Good Funny despicable me Minions Quotes

38. “Don’t be pushed by your problems, be led by your dreams.”

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Minions Quotes

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39. “Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “It’s not a priority” and see how that feels.”

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Minions Quotes

40. “I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older I was wrong!!!”

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Minions Quotes

Funny Minions quotes and sayings “I have reached the point in my life when I’m not out to impress anyone. Take me as I am or it’s your freakin loss”

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