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Top 35 funny good morning quotes with images “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
Glen Cook What better way could there be than to start your morning with a couple of really funny good morning quotes? The following quotes will not only ..

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1. “Good morning happy wednesday.”

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2. “Changing the world is up to us. If each of us tries, the next generation may see a happier, more peaceful world emerge. Good morning!.”

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Funny good morning quotes

1) “Good morning has moved, he now lives with good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time.”

2) “The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are: daylight, fresh air and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!”

3) “Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”

4) “Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!”

5) “For some people it’s Monday, for me it’s the first step towards the weekend.” Good Morning!The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”

6) “I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”

7) “My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.”

8) “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

3. “I know you see all this sexiness, dont just stare…. Say good morning!!.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #funny good morning images for friends

4. “Good morning the most beautiful music in the world is your own heartbeat because god composed it.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #good morning good quotes

5. “Good morning one of the simplest ways to stay happy is letting go of the things that makes you sad. Have a wonderful day! Take care! Be safe!.”

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35 Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images#funny good morning quotes

6. “I fell for you in a heartbeat because you are such a sweetheart. Though I fell so easily missing you is is the toughest part. That is why I have locked you as priority and only you have the keys to my heart. Good morning sweetheart.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #morning humor jokes

7. “Today is the best day ever.”

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funny good morning quotes with images

8. “What the f*ck are birds so excited about at 5am?.”

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9. “Some mornings you need a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #good morning quotes from movies

10. “I love the smell of don’t f*ck with me’ in the morning.”

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morning jokes to make her laugh

11. “Look! I can see the weekend right around the corner! Happy thursday!.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #funny morning quotes for him

12. “Never accept the definition of life from others, it is your life, define it yourself. Good morning.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images#good morning pun

13. “Morning check list: Clothed? Ah sufficiently. Keys? Yep just found em’. Coffee cup? Full. Sanity? Sanity? And we have a runner.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #funny things to say to wake someone up

14. “Someone just told me to “have a good morning”. What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #monday morning dad jokes

15. “I say, I say, Good morning y’all!!!”

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16. “Hello wednesday. Good morning.”

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17. “Yup. It’s already looking like one of those days where I’m gonna need a second cup of something.”

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sassy good morning quotes

18. “Don’t let idiots ruin your day.”

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funny good morning texts to friends

19. “Good morning sending you a smile to brighten your morning.”

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funny good morning quotes for wife

20. “Accept what is, let go of what was, have faith in what will be. Good morning.”

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funny good morning messages for him

21. “Good morning Don’t forget to drink your coffee and mind your own fucking business.”

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funny good morning texts for your crush

22. “Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance… The 5 stages of waking up.”

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good morning quotes for him to wake up to

23. “Hey…. you up yet? wanted to say good morning.”

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24. “Does running away from monday count as cardio?”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #morning jokes for work

25. “Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”

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26. “Good morning wishing you a seriously wonderful and fabulous day!”

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27. “Don’t feel bad if people remember you only when they need you. Feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to their mind when they are in the dark.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images #joke to lift spirits

28. “The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.”

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good morning sarcastic

29. “A last sms of night and first sms of morning does not mean only good night and good morning It means my first and last thought, both are you..”

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caring good morning quotes

30. “Good morning there is no better designer than nature. Have a lovely day.”

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funny good morning quotes for facebook

31. “In case you forgot to remind yourself this morning… Your butt is perfect. Your smile lights up the room. Your mind is insanely cool. You are way more than enough. And you are doing an amazing job at life.”

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funny good morning images for friends

32. “I don’t do mornings.”

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good morning quotes with images

33. “The more light you allow within you, the brighter the world you live in will be. Good morning.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Image

34. “Sending you a little box of sunshine to brighten your day as you always brighten mine.”

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Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images and pictures

Funny Good Morning Quotes

1) “Morning will come, it has no choice.“

2) “I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”

3) “In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”

4) “Morning not only forgives, it forgets.”

5) “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”

6) “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”

7) “There is nowhere morning does not go.”

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8) “You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”

9) “It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.”

10) “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”

11) “Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”

12) “I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”

13) “There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”

14) “A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”

15) “I am not a morning person.”

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