Top 70 funny good morning quotes with images “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” Glen Cook, What better way could there be than to start your morning with a couple of really funny morning quotes? The following quotes will not only.
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Good Morning Quotes
1. “Good morning happy Wednesday.”
2. “Changing the world is up to us. If each of us tries, the next generation may see a happier, more peaceful world emerge. Good morning!.”
Funny good morning quotes
1) “Good morning has moved, he now lives in a good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time.”
2) “The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are daylight, fresh air, and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!”
3) “Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”
4) “Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!”
5) “For some people, it’s Monday, for me it’s the first step towards the weekend.” Good Morning! The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”
6) “I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
7) “My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark, and bolt out the door.”
8) “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
3. “I know you see all this sexiness, dont just stare…. Say good morning!!.”
4. “Good morning the most beautiful music in the world is your heartbeat because god composed it.”
5. “Good morning one of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad. Have a wonderful day! Take care! Be safe!.”
6. “I fell for you in a heartbeat because you are such a sweetheart. Though I feel so easily missing you is the toughest part. That is why I have locked you as a priority and only you have the keys to my heart. Good morning sweetheart.”
7. “Today is the best day ever.”
8. “What the f*ck are birds so excited about at 5 am?.”
9. “Some mornings you need a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte.”
10. “I love the smell of don’t f*ck with me’ in the morning.”
11. “Look! I can see the weekend right around the corner! Happy Thursday!.”
12. “Never accept the definition of life from others, it is your life, define it yourself. Good morning.”
13. “Morning checklist: Clothed? Ah sufficiently. Keys? Yep just found them’. Coffee cup? Full. Sanity? Sanity? And we have a runner.”
14. “Someone just told me to “have a good morning”. What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?.”
15. “I say, I say, Good morning y’all!!!”
16. “Hello Wednesday. Good morning.”
17. “Yup. It’s already looking like one of those days where I’m gonna need a second cup of something.”
18. “Don’t let idiots ruin your day.”
19. “Good morning sending you a smile to brighten your morning.”
20. “Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be. Good morning.”
21. “Good morning Don’t forget to drink your coffee and mind your own fucking business.”
22. “Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance… The 5 stages of waking up.”
23. “Hey…. you up yet? wanted to say good morning.”
24. “Does running away from Monday count as cardio?”
25. “Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”
26. “Good morning wishing you a seriously wonderful and fabulous day!”
27. “Don’t feel bad if people remember you only when they need you. Feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to their mind when they are in the dark.”
28. “The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.”
29. “A last sms of the night and first sms of the morning does not mean only good night and good morning It means my first and last thought, both are you..”
30. “Good morning there is no better designer than nature. Have a lovely day.”
31. “In case you forgot to remind yourself this morning… Your butt is perfect. Your smile lights up the room. Your mind is insanely cool. You are way more than enough. And you are doing an amazing job at life.”
32. “I don’t do mornings.”
33. “The more light you allow within you, the brighter the world you live in will be. Good morning.”
34. “Sending you a little box of sunshine to brighten your day as you always brighten mine.”
Funny Morning Quotes
1) “Morning will come, it has no choice.“
2) “I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”
3) “In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”
4) “Morning not only forgives, but it also forgets.”
5) “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”
6) “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slowly. I wake up dead.”
7) “There is nowhere morning does not go.”
funny good morning greetings
8) “You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”
9) “It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.”
10) “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”
11) “Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”
12) “I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”
13) “There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”
14) “A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”
15) “I am not a morning person.”