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1. Good morning! Please remember to be grateful for having a husband like me! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
2. Hello and welcome to the day! It keeps you from sleeping any longer, no matter what day of the week it is. It’s time for you to get up and go to work. Good morning.
3. I wish you a delicious cup of coffee and a quick Monday! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
4. Everyone thinks I’m a morning person. Well, I could give it a shot… but only if the mornings began in the afternoon. Good morning.
5. Good morning and hello. Remember to have a positive attitude and be grateful for another day. Good morning!
6. Every morning is a war between the superego and the id, and I’m just a foot soldier with dirt on her shield and a snooze button. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
7. You haven’t gotten up yet? Let’s go back to bed. I’ll tell you what. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
8. I almost smacked my head on a rock the first time I set my eyes on you because I couldn’t take my gaze away from you. I was rescued by an elderly lady who slapped me in the face for being too wicked. Good day, my heart! Have a lovely day.
9. Your good morning message inspires me to get out of bed every day. If you want to have a miserable day, don’t forget to text me first thing in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!
10. This morning, I was considering borrowing a kiss from you. Will you just give me one? I have no qualms about returning it with zeal! Good morning!
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11. Good morning, my dearest pal! Thank you again for your friendship, and I hope to see you soon. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
12. Good morning! I’ve got your coffee waiting for you. Permit me to put it in for you—no spillage this time, please. (It’s a hilarious morning text) Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
13. Love is the most crucial aspect. You’re the only one who knows how to open my heart. It makes me delighted to see you grin gracefully. To me, you are everything. My butter and toast Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
14. Good morning, to someone I’d like to think of as a friend. Don’t get too worked up. I expressed my desire to do so. Good morning.
15. They say you only ask “How was your night?” when you’ve done something grownup the night before. So, how did yours go? Good morning baby. Have a wonderful day.
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16. I awoke today with the horrifying thought that it is not Friday, and it will not be Friday tomorrow either. What’s more, the day after tomorrow isn’t even Friday. Good morning, pal. Have a wonderful day.
17. Good morning, and thank you for knowing everything there is to know about me and yet refusing to abandon me. You’re a wonderful buddy! Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
18. My alarm will not let me sleep peacefully. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
19. I offer gratitude for this amazing existence every morning when I open my eyes! Good morning!
20. If you did not see me as soon as you awoke, I would suggest you go back to sleep. Good morning sweetheart. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
21. Good morning! Go ahead and sip some coffee to give the impression that you know what you’re doing. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
22. If you’ve ever experienced a nightmare, I hope this sentence adds to the terror. LOL. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
23. I’m in a wonderful mood this morning! I wish you a wonderful day ahead of you. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
24. It’s time to finally get up with a strong desire to eat breakfast. I’m sure you’ve been daydreaming about eating the entire night. Have a fantastic day! Good morning, and have a lovely day.
25. It’s a never-ending party in life! Everything, even my lipstick, is in its proper place. The alarm then goes off. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
26. Good luck waking up at lunchtime, reading this good morning SMS on your phone, and then falling back asleep, believing it’s still early morning. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
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27. Good day, there! I’m not sure how difficult saying goodbye to a dear friend is for you, but once we’re done here, it’ll be time to sleep. Good morning sweetheart!
28. I can’t tell you how much I want to lie in bed and text you all day, but the alarm clock is blaring and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
29. I was attempting to compose a romantic good morning message for you. But then I discovered I wasn’t a poet when I awoke. Good morning sweetheart!
30. Good morning to a buddy who begins each day by posing significant questions, such as whether I should get up at 10 o’clock or eleven o’clock. Is there any pizza leftover from the night before? Have a great day, deep thinker. Good morning!
31. Why should I get up early if you’re not a cup of coffee? Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
32. You need to learn how to get up early and prepare your partner a fragrant cup of coffee. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
33. I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and consume every last ounce of you. My delicious buffalo meat. It’s something I miss. Good morning! Have a wonderful day.
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34. What a fantastic start to the day! It’s great to see you again. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do for you today. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
35. The finest time to rest is in the morning; it just happens to be at the most inconvenient hour of the day. Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
36. Good morning, and I hope you are doing well. It’s a beautiful day outside, with lots of sunshine in your favorite shade and enough fresh air to start the week! Good morning sweetheart!
37. In my dreams, you’re a lovely prince, but in the mornings, you’re a nightmare. This is why I enjoy sleeping so much. Good morning! Good morning.
38. Hello and welcome to the day! What’s new with you? I hope we all have a great day today. Good morning.
39. The three biggest enemies of the morning muffle are daylight, fresh air, and the unrestrained cacophony of the birds! Hello and welcome to the day! (It’s a set of amusing Good Morning Texts.) Good morning.
40. The dawn will arrive whether you set an alarm or not. Good morning!
41. Good Morning Text Messages That Aren’t So Serious Good morning sweetheart!
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42. I love you, I admire you because you’re my solid rock baby. Good morning, my darling. I can’t wait to unwrap you and give you a good lick. Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
43. Keep the dream alive by not letting it die. Snooze the alarm clock. Good morning.
44. I’m the first to wish you a pleasant morning. Yay! I recently won a competition that you aren’t even aware of. Good morning sweetheart.
45. You’re as obnoxious as an alarm clock. At the very least, I have someone to shout at in the morning. Good morning sweetheart!
46. When the alarm went off, I was preparing to start making breakfast. Today seems like I’ll be eating cereal! Good morning!
47. When I wake up in the morning, the first thing that comes to mind is you, followed by hot chocolate, and last, you. Good day, peaches. Good morning!