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- “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
- “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge
- “Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy
- “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin
- “When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods
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1. “Hope you wake up today with sunlight in your heart success in your path answers to your prayers and smile that will always be there in your. Good morning.”
2. “Good morning.”
3. “Good morning have a nice day.”
4. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one thinks I am dead.”
5. “Someone cares someone cares if you’re happy today if your day is cheerful and bright? Someone cares if you’re feeling ok is everything going just right? Here I am in a warm hearted way sending blessings and remembering you. Have a perfectly prefect, wonderful day and remember. I care about you!”
6. “I said I was awake… Not functional!”
7. “Life can be tough. Be strong.”
8. “I could lie here all day.. Relax tea time.”
9. “I’m not old I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck…. Everything made the same noise: ‘Crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaacccck!’…. I came to a conclusion: I am not old, I am crispy!”
10. “When you can’t control what is happening around you, challenge yourself to control the way in which you respond. That is where your true power lies.”
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11. “Every little thing gonna be alright.”
12. “Good morning! I’m up r u?!”
13. “Good morning sunshine!”
14. “Happy wednesday y’all!”
15. “Good morning sending you smiles and sunshine god bless.”
16. “Goooooooood morning.”
17. “No matter how stressed you are, remember how blessed you are.”
18. “Hi good morning.”
19. “A friend is like a good bra… Hard to find supportive comfortable always lifts you up makes you look better always.. Close to your heart!”
20. “If you can lie down at night knowing in your heart that you made someone’s day just a little bit better, you know you had a good day.”
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21. “Sending you the biggest hug ever! No words, no advice, .. Just to let you know, you matter.”
22. “Hey… . You up yet? wanted to say good morning.”
23. “Happiness is a choice, choose it everyday… Good morning”
25. “May god shine down his blessings on you today!”
26. “Good morning it’s just me, wishing you a great day!”
27. “A little hello and lots of love to start your day off bright good morning…”
28. “The older we get… The less we care!”
29. “Well.. I’m never lonely. Because I have four men in my life. I get up with charlie horse. I spend the day with arthur it is. I dine with will power, and I go to bed with ben gay!”
30. “Good morning from beautiful me.”
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31. “Checking in and waving hello!!”
32. “Good morning you sexy thing.”
33. “Good mornin you sexy thang”
35. “Good morning there’s nothing like a hug to get you through the day. So I’m sending a great big one your way.”
36. “Good morning world! Coffee’s ready and it’s gooood!”
37. “Goedemorgen!!”
38. “Good morning”
39. “Good morning!”
40. “Good morning”
41. “Good morning a little note from me to you enjoy your day, whatever you do!”
42. “Life is short. So do the things that make you happy. Be with those who make you happy. Look for the good in every day~ Even if some days you have to look a little harder!”
43. “Good morning hope you have a terrific day!”
44. “Worrying won’t stop the bad stuff from happening it just stops you from enjoying the good.”
45. “Ooh! There he goes!… It’s his great moment.”
46. “Always find a reason to laugh. It may not add years to your life but will surely add life to your eyes.”
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How can a doctor judge a woman’s sanity by merely bidding her good morning and refusing to hear her pleas for release? Even the sick ones know it is useless to say anything, for the answer will be that it is their imagination. Nellie Bly
The first thing I do, after I wake up, is a morning meditation. It’s just as I awake and before I open my eyes. It’s where I’m feeding my gratitude and the love in my heart and opening my heart. A good morning meditation is key. It lasts about 10 to 15 minutes. Then I get out of bed. Tony Gonzalez
My father could be very strict, but very fair. His father was the same. We all respected my grandfather; he was the head of the clan. Every morning, we all had to say good morning and kiss his hand. But not me. I jumped on his lap and bit him. Azzedine Alaia
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. Benjamin Franklin
Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for. Ray Bradbury
The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star. Henry David Thoreau
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. Barack Obama