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1. “The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.” – William Butler Yeats
2. “hours in a day, beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright
3. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in the water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
4. “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
5. “War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.” – William Faulkner
6. “One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.” – Edward Burke
7. “What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!” – George Gordon
8. “I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant
9. “A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” – Frank Lloyd Wright
10. “Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.” – Herman Smith- Johannsen
11. “Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.” – Robert Benchley
12. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
13. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
14. “I drink when I have occasion … and sometimes when I have no occasion.” – Miguel De Cervantes
15. “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler
16. “Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.” – Lillian Hellman
17. “Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” – P. J. O’Rourke
18. “One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.” – James Thurber
19. “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” – Jack Handy