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Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino “We’re all just doing the best we can,” is my response to literally anything right now…whether you tell me you chugged a box of wine, took a 6 hour midday nap, set up Christmas decorations in May, robbed a bank, or gave yourself bangs.
Crockett @CrockettForReal The CDC now recommends that the kids stay the weekend at grandmas
Swavey Vic @swaveyvicc Look if you’re not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus.. I’m sick of braking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while I’m doing 73 in a 45 driving with my knee trying to put mild sauce on my Taco Bell
Luke Thayer @comedianluke Yes I read books, but only because every time I finish one I reward myself with a personal pan pizza. It’s the way I was raised.
Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert not gonna let the CDC peer pressure me into going out sorry babe
katie jo @katiejoyofosho I want a reality show where people. who don’t tip have to work a double at a restaurant with a huge outdoor patio during brunch on the first nice day of the year
John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz There are people right now in this nation with plastic shopping bags filled with gasoline in their houses, who won’t take a vaccine because it’s unsafe.
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The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz Look, I’m not everyone’s plastic bag filled with gasoline & that’s okay. 9:14 AM – 5/13/21 Twitter for iPhone
Not the Nanny @not thenanny A month before our wedding, our hotel called and asked if we’d give up our wedding suite for a “celebrity” who wanted to stay in it long term. We said no. On our wedding weekend, we saw Nicolas Cage walking around our hotel. Nic Cage tried to ruin my wedding and that’s my story. 7:27 AM-5/13/21 Twitter for iPhone
Rogue Works Progress Administration @RogueWPA As I am fully vaccinated, I no longer *have* to wear a mask, but I *choose* to as it reduces the fumes from the bags of gasoline I filled up the guest bedroom with. 3:13 PM 13 May 21 Twitter Web App
Mom and Buried @momandburied1 Welcome to your 40s. Your skincare routine costs more than your mortgage now.
mark @TheCatWhisprer Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch.
Close to Classy @closetoclassy If you see me with a new hairstyle, I’ve been through something, but I’m cool. If I have bangs, call somebody.
Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood His kiss was slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town Car over a handicapped parking sign.
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The Dad THE DAD @thedad Me as a kid: when I’m an adult I’m gonna stay up all night and eat whatever I want Me as an adult: If I don’t finish this glass of water and get to bed by 9 I will die
H Craig Conant @craigpconant Dudes will know each other for a decade and not have one photo together.
jordan @jordan_stratton uh oh… made my boss mad by using the vacation days my boss gave me
optimism survivor @abraveturtle serious question: when someone’s telling you a sad story and crying how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?
PERSON: “You don’t have kids!? How old are you?” ME: “31.” P: “That surprises me. I’d be lost without my kids. I mean, how do you find meaning in life?” M: “Marvel keeps coming out with films… so I have that.”
Juice @juicecrypto I don’t get how Elon can run 4 companies, have 6 kids with 2 different women, trying to get humans to Mars, and still find time to respond to poontapper63345 on how Bitcoin sucks 12:03 PM – May 16, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
slate @PleaseBeGneiss every day i feed my cats the exact same thing and every day they look at me like i got their order wrong
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Mark Agee @MarkAgee It’s possible the CDC saw a bunch of us trying to hoard gasoline in old Burger King cups and just gave up
me @Badrundoesntrun Isn’t Instagram amazing, you can just like the person’s message and that’s the end of the convo
krista (30) @cherryblushed i used to read 3-4 full sized novels in middle school. now i see anything longer than a paragraph and bounce. i’ll miss u brain cells, can’t believe u peaked at age 12
its steeve again @steeve_again Facebook is the greatest “holy shit I didn’t realise that person was insane” app of all time
Daddvice @daddvice The CDC now recommends that only dads touch the thermostat.
David Hughes @david8hughes Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I’m not sure.
Paul Shafer @shaferpr Perhaps the best one-liner in a student paper this semester, “The analysis is severely limited by my lack of understanding of what I am doing.” #humility
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VodkaAndStringCheese @VodkaAndCheeze One minute you’re young and carefree and another you’re reading non slip sock reviews on Amazon.
Nate Armbruster @natecomedy No one has it easier than a track coach. “Okay good. Now Faster.”
Brett @fouryearbrett The CDC says they can drop off fully vaccinated people at the movies if their mom can pick everyone up but they’re not doing both
Tweet Applebee’s Grill + Bar @Applebees Fully vaccinated customers may now meet the bee. 10:08 AM – May 14, 2021 2 Retweets 10 Likes ♡
Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch The CDC has announced that my double chin will be back on full display again
Kei Lun 麒麟音樂 @KeiLunMusic i have faced more peer pressure to drink oat milk than to do drugs
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Born Miserable @bornmiserable ME: do you think Kevin Bacon refers to his nipples as his bacon bits
the government man @me_irl the dominos pizza tracker says alfred is quality checking my order but alfred also made it. isn’t this a conflict of interest 11:54 PM – 17 May 21 Twitter Web App
Ramblin Mama @ramblinma I don’t know who needs to hear this but women can be brilliant and accomplished and still post sexy pictures of themselves. Take all the time you need to process this information.
Simon Holland @simoncholland How long until some genius bundles all the streaming services and just reinvents cable?
Deena Lang @itsdeenalang My husband just referred to Best Buy as “Amazon’s showroom” and it’s the most accurate thing he’s ever said
mommysinsidevoice scientist: dick bug other scientist: no scientist: penis beetle other scientist: no scientist: cock roach other scientist: ok sure
to mark @TheCatWhisprer Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch.
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Maggie? Winters? @saggiesplinters cdc couldn’t have give us a countdown? I look like shit
broti gupta @BrotiGupta a SPECIAL place in hell? for ME? that’s actually really thoughtful 2:59 PM – 2021-05-15 Twitter Web App 9,154 Retweets 94 Quote Tweets 70.7K Likes
Kyle @Kyle PlantEmoji [First day as a doctor] Patient: I got stabbed!!! Me: is there a family history of being stabbed?
Kristen Jones Apr 27.0 Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.
Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal I’m not accusing my wife of picking a fight with me, but she wrote “toothpaste” on our grocery list without any specific details and we all know how this story ends. 10:12 AM – 5/13/21 Twitter for iPhone
Jessie @mommajessiec Current financial status: Half tank of gas and 3 sheets of plywood 4:55 PM 5/13/21 Twitter for iPhone
kikig @akikigate I believe dropping the masks is part of a larger conspiracy theory. Their ultimate goal is to get us to start wearing bras, makeup and real pants again. I’m not falling for it. 7:55 PM – 2021-05-13 Twitter for iPhone 2,868 Retweets 340 Quote Tweets 19.7K Like
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3 Erin Jab Enthusiast Ryan @morninggloria Everyone: once I’m vaccinated and it’s safe I’m going to have the horniest summer of all time CDC: it’s safe Everyone: now hold on
Jen is writing a romance novel @darlinginmyway please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you. 4:18 PM · 2021-05-15 · Twitter Web App 8,859 Retweets 294 Quote Tweets 53K Likes
Default @McClaneJohn2 I’d probably be naked more if I didn’t need pockets. 4:25 AM – 5/17/21 Twitter for iPhone
Anj @anj3llyfish I saw your text I’m just waiting until I have enough serotonin to reply
MomolnProgress @MomoProgress Therapist: How do you communicate to your husband that you are upset with him? Me: I watch a show called “Deadly Women” on the murder channel at maximum volume while he is less than 3 feet away from me. Therapist: No.
hype @TheHyyyype surgeon: we’re only allowing family right now olive garden waitstaff: yeah that’s why we’re here
gen 8 @genmnz i used to say “i have no friends” as a joke but bro i dont think it’s a joke anymore