Actual Signs, Think Yourself !


Think Yourself

Actual Signs on the street, Think Yourself !

On a Tennessee highway:
“When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”

In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
“If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.”

On the back of a pickup in Trenton, Ontario, Canada:
“Kelly’s Radiator Shop, a great place to take a leak”

At a Santa Fe gas station:
“We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.”

In a New York restaurant:
“Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.”

On a Maine shop:
“Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”

In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store:
“15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!”

In a Maine restaurant:
“Open 7 days a week and weekends.”

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”

On the grounds of a public school:
“No trespassing without permission.”

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
“38 years on the same spot.”

In the offices of a loan company:
“Ask about our plans for owning your home.”

On a New York convalescent home:
“For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”

Outside a country shop:
“We buy junk and sell antiques.”

In the window of an Oregon store:
“Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?”[ads2]